Ode To The Telenovela
You made us laugh, you made us cry,
You made us smile, you made us sigh.
Car Accidents, twins, switched babies at birth...
For the perfect telenovela, we'd walk to the ends of the earth.
Drama, love triangles, and evil step mothers,
You showed us the danger of unknowingly falling in love with our brothers.
Fake funerals, shot gun weddings, and dangerous affairs,
Who could forget the murders that happened, the people who were pushed down the stairs?
I will miss all the fist fights, plastic surgery, and shirtless guys (mostly shirtless guys),
Isn't it crazy how the episode flies?
I will never forget the lessons I learned,
Of how the love of your best friend's husband is earned.
I'll always remember the law of telenovela land,
That you can get what you want if you sleep with the right man.
So, telenovela I bid thee farewell
Listen, can you hear the dramatic, good-bye music swell?
I'll never forget you, I promise you this...
So in telenovela fashion let's end with a kiss.